"If you're gonna believe everything you read, maybe you should stop reading."
Complicated; Dreamer.
All you need to know is inscribed in my words, actions, and associations. Don’t ask about me, ask me.
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Me:
I want to be a fairy.
Mom:
Why?
Me:
'Cause then I could fly. I need fairy dust tho.
Mom:
*takes flour and splashes it all over you* now, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
Me:
But Mom... Can I fly now?
Mom:
No. You just became a crack whore in a cheap dress.
